-Get a better grasp of the english language, and the mechanics thereof. Nobody likes crappy syntax.
-Be humorous. Humor goes a long way here, and as with the syntax thingy, lame-ass attempts at humor get old real quick.
-We really don't need to hear about your lotto, but if you are interested, we have access to the King of Alaska's personal bank account. We just need $5000 to clear a few transactions that are in arrears, but if you send us the money we can promise you close to $500,000 in left-handed hammers. Hurry, act now.

Clowns.
2 comments:
Japan people live long because they no eat bacon like you.
Do you feed it also to Fanz the dog. Dog is good for barbeku.
My dog name is SHINO, means stem of bamboo. Dos Fanz have stem of bamoo for nice she-dog?
Konjö nashi!
王を持つ魚!
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